My Coronavirus vacation.

Like everyone else in the universe my school has been shut down because of the pandemic and whatnot. While being off school for 2 weeks sounds cool, I fucking hate having to do all this homework. I especially hate all of this Spanish homework. It just reminds me of how much I hate the Spanish language.

On the bright side, I got my new debit card in the mail which had over 200 bucks on it which I use to buy stuff off Amazon with. Though, I keep having to resist the urge to splurge all my cash in a huge shopping spree a la Alicia Silverstone in Clueless. I got some books in the mail, and I ordered some movies on Blu-ray, which included the home video release of The Rules of Attraction that has an audio commentary by Carrot Top which is simultaneously one of the best and worst things in existence.

I also managed to jailbreak my PS3 and now I have a bunch of fake PS1 discs because I burned the games onto CD-R’s. My the games I now have include JoJo’s Venture, Darkstalkers 3, Parappa the Rapper, Persona 2, and the first 3 Clock Tower games. My life has become nothing but shopping online, masturbation, playing video games, and doing my homework.

BTW it pisses me off that people are saying that the Coronavirus is no big deal or is “just another virus”. I mean yeah, people are overreacting to it a bit but it’s still a problem. That type of attitude is totally irresponsible. Just because this type of thing has happened before doesn’t mean we should just ignore it and not take safety precautions. That’s like, totally lame! I also hate all of those conspiracy nuts that say it’s man made as part of some evil plot or whatever done by [Insert group conspiracy nut wants to scrap goat here]. Why can’t people just accept that it comes naturally from like, Chinese bat soup or whatever? There are things far more unbelievable than that. Trust me. Even my fucking dad thinks that it’s man made. He’s such a stupid boomer.

Anyways I got these black Ray-bans Wayfarer sunglasses recently. They’re pretty cool.