What I would do if I went to Mexico.
Mexico is a piece of shit. There's no denying that. It's literally the North American equivalent of Africa except there is like a gazillion drug cartels and shit.
Laugh at how poor everyone is right in their faces.
Score some drugs like weed and shrooms and LSD. Maybe some cocaine as well if I'm feeling ballsy enough.
Watch some classic Mexican street gang crime and marvel at all the gore.
Save some newspaper clippings of the news report with pictures of the corpse from said street crime.
Eat nothing but tacos and burritos.
Be inside a lot of the time in my room using the AC because how hot it is.
Walk over to a homeless person on the street and make it look like I'm gonna hand them money and then move my hand away from them the last second.
Buy some fireworks and fuck shit up with them.
End up getting lost because I don't know Spanish.
But worst case scenario if I did turn out to be there I probably would try to make the best of it by doing the following:
So yea that's like, I'd probably be doing and shit.