What I would do if I went to Mexico.

Mexico is a piece of shit. There's no denying that. It's literally the North American equivalent of Africa except there is like a gazillion drug cartels and shit.

But worst case scenario if I did turn out to be there I probably would try to make the best of it by doing the following:

  • Laugh at how poor everyone is right in their faces.
  • Score some drugs like weed and shrooms and LSD. Maybe some cocaine as well if I'm feeling ballsy enough.
  • Watch some classic Mexican street gang crime and marvel at all the gore.
  • Save some newspaper clippings of the news report with pictures of the corpse from said street crime.
  • Eat nothing but tacos and burritos.
  • Be inside a lot of the time in my room using the AC because how hot it is.
  • Walk over to a homeless person on the street and make it look like I'm gonna hand them money and then move my hand away from them the last second.
  • Buy some fireworks and fuck shit up with them.
  • End up getting lost because I don't know Spanish.
  • So yea that's like, I'd probably be doing and shit.