Hanging Out with Rockstars: The Prologue.

What’s the earliest event in your life that you still remember? One of earliest things that I remember is this weird event I went to with my dad and his uncle when I was 3. I didn’t know at the time that I think was like this weird fair or festival or something where there was this old cannon from like the 18th or 19th century. I don’t remember what that was about.

The 3 of us were walking around the event when all of a sudden, this guy dressed as a soldier (presumably an employee or whatever) who was just standing asked us “How much for the boy?”. 3 year old me for some reason got so mad that I took off my shoe and tried to pound at the man with it. I was a weird kid.

Little did I know at the time, “my dad’s uncle” was actually